fudgenuggets33:

antifas:

chemychems:

hrtsuit:

Streaming Service Rant

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content and i encourage everyone else to do the same! Don’t be a little bitch like chemychems and jump aboard the ship, matey!

I Am Once Again Posting Web Lonks

https://soap2day.to/ tv + movies

https://twist.moe/ anime

http://mangakatana.com/ manga

https://libgen.is/ books (includes textbooks!)

https://gfxdrug.com/ https://shareae.com/after-effects-presets/ adobe shit

Also wco.com for pretty much any cartoon or Anime, movies included

laniidae-passerine:

antiprivateeractivist:

laniidae-passerine:

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

harrison-ford:

NICOLAS CAGE as COUNT DRACULA
Renfield (2023) dir. Chris McKay

elkian:

jinjeriffic:

kymeira:

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…”

The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

lastvalyrian:

eleooooooo:

midwife? I dare you to call her that again

the existence of midwives implies the existence of cringewives and basedwives

eternal-fractal:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

marxistgnome:

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

cryptotheism:

gsirvator:

This is what folks in the fighting game community call a “Hard Read”

serdaig1e:

Reasons why Artemis Fowl fans on Tumblr deserve your pity

They suffer from:

• Chronic lack of content
• Fandom obscurity
• Lack of memes
• Lack of like individuals
• Solitude in AF fandom-related grivances
• Severe art defficiencies (we need more art!!)
• The need to write advertisement posts
• Seriously, this is an advertizement post. Case in point.
• Read Artemis Fowl.

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

Your honor, my client couldn’t have done the murder, his build sucks shit

Was he “breaking the law?” Arguably. I prefer the term “using house rules.”

The evidence may seem damning, but how was the prosecution able to build such a strong case against my client? That’s right: metagaming,

Your honor, my client could only deal a measly 2d6+4 damage. Even accounting for rerolling 1s and 2s on the damage roll, he simply couldn’t have dealt the 20 points of damage required to kill the victim. *my partner whispers in my ear* Oh shit really? ALL the dice get doubled? Your honor, I’d like to strike my last statement from the record.

Your honor, I’d like to file a mistrial: I clearly didn’t mean to send my client’s entire character sheet to the prosecution.

sardineguy:

hyping up female friend: Literally eating ur pussy omnomnom ur everything

hyping up male friend: You have the swag of 1000 LetsPlayers. Bark like a dog with me

thatbowserguy:

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

cyle:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

merlin-bunny:

eleore:

defunctzombie:

noxturnel:

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

UNMUTE

Please oh please, UNMUTE

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I SLMOST BLACKED OUT

who. even comes up with this. hey guys do you all want to jog at speed to evade a surprisingly agile massive ball.

i feel like we’re very close to, or probably already at, the point in which the generation of people viewing this have no clue what the musical reference is.